Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Best Ways of Letting People Know You're Not Wearing Underwear
Request a game of exclusively pants-based Truth or Dare.
Spill X-ray glasses onto your crotch.
Say what a influential impact Mark Lester's 1985 film Commando had on you.
Insist on being on top of the human pyramid and then take a lot of leg-straddled breaks.
Open your diary at the coffee shop and ask the people around you, "What makes more sense, boxerless or sans underwear?"
Demand to play strip poker, get everyone to agree and then complain how it's not fair because everyone else has one extra layer.
Ask if your non-underwear lining is showing.